Randomly found etched into the street crossing button in Pismo Beach, CA
I have an insatiable appetite—not only for the edible—but for all things creative. I can be witty, bumbling, arrogant, and kind. The key phrase in that sentence is can be. Let’s be honest; I can tell you a bunch of good things about me. So let’s ask those that know me…
I have been told:
- I’m hilarious
- I’m down to earth
- I’m an excellent hugger
- I’m an asshole
- I give good advice
- “Nah, he’s cool.”
- I’m talented
- My painting “Has grown on me…”
- I’m a talker
- I’m a “Wooer.”
- I’m creative
- “Shhh, I’m right here.”
- My daughter is soooo adorable
- I married up
- I’m “a pretty good writer…”
- I’m great at finding good places to eat and drink
- “You watch ‘Pitch Perfect’ too much.”
- I’m a wealth of useless knowledge
- I’m a wealth of useful knowledge
- I was born in the wrong era
- “I really love how your work has evolved…”
- I’m a talker
- “Nice tie.”
- I have the best Halloween costumes
- I’m sarcastic
- “Thanks for the invite.”
- “I can’t wait to see what you do next.”
- I’m a talker
- That my “’About’ page on my website is a little too long. Maybe you should switch to using bullet points?”
**NOTE: The context of the above things “I’ve been told” are a little fuzzy in retrospect…
ENJOY.
- Chris
